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My dog just threw up half burned garbage that was partially burned using kerosene!! He weighs 120 lbs and you can definately smell the kero on his breath. He is still drinking water. What should I do? The vets are gone for the weekend, he is not sluggish but I'm worried. When I get ahold of...

Having a new ceramic topped range, I now find I need a flat bottomed canner. I tried using my old Ball canner, only to have 1-3 jars not seal:mad:. I have looked on line, but have only seen " steam" canners with the flat bottoms. Has anyone else used them? I am used to the hot water bath...

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped...

Male or Female?You might not have known this, but a lot of non -living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned...

[HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM: ] 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's work boots, used, size 14-16. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your...

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in...

A message every adult should read because children are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say.When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint another one. When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a...

RESIGNATION I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. :chef: I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and...

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to...

Just a quick update: Jim's new Dr. called us Saturday and told us that Jim does not need to take the potassium binder anymore!! Boy, was he glad:lol:. The Dr. also said that his total kidney function is higher then origanally thought, but Jim didn't tell me what it was:wacko:. Oh well, I will...

A man left work one Friday afternoon. But instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend playing golf with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife and was harraged for nearly two hours with a...

The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to >>>>> respond >>>>> like this?.....:wacko: >>>>> >>>>> Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena >>>>> the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman >>>>> behind me asked if I had a...

This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.:lol::angel: Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She...

A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM DILLION, MONTANA, COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING. THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY ALL OF HIS LIFE. WHEN HE DIED, AT THE AGE OF 103, HE LEFT BEHIND:14...

:lol::rofl::lol: Poem to MOM My son came home from school one day, With a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, To put me in my place. 'Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr. Wright? It's all about the laws today, The 'Children's Bill of Rights.' It...

Okay, how many of you can top this?!?!? I was just on the phone with my cousin-in-law, when a bird flew past. Not that strange? What if I told you I was in my dining room, in NY, in the middle of winter, 10* outside so all the doors and windows are closed!:ohmy: I managed to get my kitty to...

I know I've been away for a while. I have been subbing at the local high school, interesting to say the least! That is not why I need the prayers:lol:. For the last 4 years my DH has been dealing with a kidney disease called IgA Nephropathy:mad:. This is causing his kidneys to shut down...

I won't be around as much. My grandchildren are going into daycare :sad: and I have decided that I can't stay at home all by myself:rofl: ! So I am going to be subbing at the High School here. I will try to stop in once in a while though:lol:. Thank-you all; for the support, words of...

Could I please have your prayers. My Uncle passed away New Years Eve and I'm not doing all that great. He was just 10 years older than me and so was more like a big brother then an uncle. He was Mom's baby brother, and I need to keep it together for her and my children when they are around...

*Pedro & His Girl* One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu." "Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita. Oh, c'mon baby, let's you...

Back in the 80's - 88, 89 maybe; Motts put on their label a recipe for applesauce cake. It had a cream cheese frosting recipe with it.:pig: I had it for several years and now the darned thing is missing.:wacko: Does anyone have it?! I have looked on their website, no luck.:sad:HELP:excl:

Question... anyone know if DS can put his own insurance on a car that is not his but that in which he drives to and from work? He sold his car to sister and is turning in plates Mon (ok, I am doing the leg work!). Car is registered, licensed and insured in DH's name currently. Do we have any...

What is your favorite Christmas song and/or your favorite Christmas song singer/group? :whistling My favorite song is "Oh Holy Night", my favorite singer/group is the Oakridge Boys. :whistling

Hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving. For the first time in 26 years I was kicked out of my kitchen after dinner:chef: by my son, no less!! He washed all the dishes including silverware and china, while my daughter dried and put away.:rolleyes: Not only did they do that but they had...

Subject: FW: The death of a very important person With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokie Pokey" died peacefully at...