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  1. chefmaloney

    Happy Thanksgiving To Everyone!

    "Happy Thanksgiving Everyone and don't forget to save room for some pie" :>)
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    Create a story

    However, Bucky misunderstood what was meant by 'group shot' and he lined-up shots of tequila for the entire class which they immediately downed with sliced lime & sea salt. hic
  3. chefmaloney

    Answer a question with a question!

    do you think you have the monopoly on mental problems? lol
  4. chefmaloney

    Working on Thanksgiving

    I am working the day before and the day after Thanksgiving. But I will say an extra special 'Thanks' on Thanksgiving.
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    Answer a question with a question!

    Do you realize that this thread is coming up on 18,000 replies? and isn't that crazy? and isn't this fun?
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    Create a story

    After wiping up all the spills (with 3 bar rags) Bucky asked the class to please return to the classroom and concentrate on the task at hand, that being the bean soup recipe and getting those passport photos taken in time for the trip to Mexico.
  7. chefmaloney

    Answer a question with a question!

    shouldn't you go ask your mother?
  8. chefmaloney

    Answer a question with a question!

    (ha ha ha) or could it be because in gods infinite wisdom he knew mothers could handle it better?
  9. chefmaloney

    Thanksgiving joke

    hah hah that's a good one. thanks.
  10. chefmaloney

    Answer a question with a question!

    why don't fathers ever claim to have eyes in the back of their head?
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    Create a story

    can someone please grab the mop?
  12. chefmaloney

    Answer a question with a question!

    do all women have eyes in the back of their head?
  13. chefmaloney

    Create a story

    "Now class, while those beans are soaking lets be chopping our onions, sip of your drink, mincing garlic, sip of your drink, cutting those carrots in rounds, sip of your drink, and don't forget to chop some par-hic, some pars-hic, some parsley and hic.... oh.... forget it"
  14. chefmaloney

    Create a story

    "We will study the life of the Agave cactus and learn to make our own tequila"
  15. chefmaloney

    Answer a question with a question!

    would that give me goo goo googley eyes?
  16. chefmaloney

    Create a story

    Good idea, "margarita on the rocks no salt please" this gives me a great idea for next weeks class.
  17. chefmaloney

    Moderators

    Thank you. I have wondered about this myself. I found all of this very interesting too.
  18. chefmaloney

    Create a story

    The first thing Bucky did was say to the class: "Can any of you imagine anything worse than a room full of congressmen after eating bean soup for lunch?" (of course everyone knew that that was impossible because they are always at lunch and never return afterwards unless of course they need to...
  19. chefmaloney

    Create a story

    'How To Make Congressional Bean Soup Without Really Trying'
  20. chefmaloney

    Stupid pet stories

    When I was growing up we got a pup from my aunt, an alaskan husky/cross we named Susie. She loved everyone in the family and took to no-one in particular more than the other. One day she was struck by a rattlesnake twice, across her left eye. When we got home from school her head was as large as...
  21. chefmaloney

    My boy is gone

    So sorry mikki it is so very hard.
  22. chefmaloney

    Stupid pet stories

    I have another one. One day while driving to work the freeway traffic stopped. As I inched up the freeway I noticed a dog pacing back and forth on the freeway, very disoriented. A couple of people were trying to catch him but couldn't. As I got nearer he hopped in the back of my pickup truck. He...
  23. chefmaloney

    Stupid pet stories

    Your're right getoutamykitchen I should have titled this thread Amazing Pet Stories. These stories are all fantastic and some very touching. Amazing how much a big part of our lives our pets become. I have a hard time sleeping without mine near me :smile:
  24. chefmaloney

    Create a story

    There was so much smoke that fire departments from cities all around showed up but we weren't fined because they all finished off our second batch of chocolate gooey cookies and left extremely happy with recipes in hand.
  25. chefmaloney

    Stupid pet stories

    Our sweet little Chihuahua LuPe has always been a quiet girl. When she was a puppy she never scratched things, or chewed things, or even barked. She still rarely barks. Seems to have been born with so much 'knowledge' She will lay on the floor on her blanket with 'eyes following' I remember when...
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