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AND THAT'S HOW THE FIGHT STARTED : One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight...

Hello to all of you..I just got this new computer on line today. It is a Dell with Vista..I like XP but Oh Well... I just don't seem to get up here any more. The same thing goes on with me and the telephone..i guess i'm saying is that I don't talk much anymore.I know that life goes on but I...

:rolleyes: Two Little Old Ladies Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned over and Said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through...

CHILDREN HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT! RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following...

Re:Joke..Remember I was born part blond(Ck. my photos) Yep, another blonde joke ... THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE...

They're Back! Church Bulletins: Thank God for church ladies with typewriters misspellings, bad sentence construction or choice of words all make for fun reading. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: The Fasting & Prayer Conference...

Giving Up Wine I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Calmness IN OUR LIVES I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find...

WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS--PRICELESS This is priceless... Wrong email address A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it...

EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50 Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-LB potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day...

Microwave Caramels Ingredients: -1/2 stick of butter -1/2 cup white sugar -1/2 cup brown sugar -1/2 light karo syrup -1/2 cup sweetened condensed milk Directions - Combine all ingredients -Cook 6 minutes, stirring every two minutes. -Stir and pour into lightly greased dish. -Let cool -Cut, wrap...

Barbara just posted two pictures of the new male in my home...my 10 month old Yorkie in the Members Photos. Dove tolerates him since she thinks she is the Queen Bee around here. Thank you Barbara L.

[B]Please remember our Veterans..not only on this day but every day.

Ha! Gotcha He is a puppy.( Yorkie/Silky) He might make it to eight months old...Training is not a word in his vocabulary. He lived with 4 other dogs and was put out of the house at 5 AM when the owner got home from work.So needless to say he thinks 5 AM is the time of day we get up. Potty...

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am...

Life isn't about how to survive the storm, > but how to dance in the rain

3rd Grade Science Exam If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam Answers: Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and ketchup. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation...

YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH This is pretty neat DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read . Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1...

Howdy Y'all, Here one day and I am already a southerner. LOL we had a good flight from Ca. to Charlotte N.C. Arrived here 20 minutes early. Warm..warm even at 11 PM.My nieces husband met us and it was 1:30 AM before bed time. (10:30 PM Ca. time) I talked to Kitchenelf thius morning. She is about...

Kitchenelf brought this to my attention today on the phone..The woodshed needs remodeled What do you think?? I opened my woodshed several years ago for those who misbehaved here..LOL I have a sturdy Hickory Switch just waiting for y'all...hehe. I said how about padded walls and a glass...

>> I'm ready for spring, are you? >> Click on the link below. You will get a black page. >> Click your mouse and hold anywhere (& everywhere) on the >> Page & see what happens! Better yet, click & drag >> Your mouse over the black page... Enjoy...

> > >> Two ninety year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all >> their lives. It seems that Sam is dying, and Moe comes to visit him >> every day. >> >> "Sam," says Moe, "You know how we have both loved baseball all our >> lives, and how we played minor league ball together for so many >>...

A story I heard... One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the...

I downloaded Norton Anti-Virus 360 and once a week it tells me to put in a CD and do a back up...If I have to do that I think I will buy stock in the company!! Can I use the same one over and over?? It isn't a RW I don't think...or was it a DVD??? Why do I have to keep backing up? Marge:ermm:

Ole and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ole suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ole out. When...