Your Monster Profile
Mad Murderer
You Feast On: M&Ms
You Lurk Around In: Swingers Clubs
You Especially Like to Torment: Vegans
What's Your Monster Name?
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Usually before I buy anything I'll take a glance over at epinions.com. For the most part I've looked to them for reviews on electronic items, but they seem to have reviews for everything.