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Old 04-12-2007, 04:04 PM   #201
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Old 04-12-2007, 05:06 PM   #202
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tar and feather anyone who has ever eaten poultry. The hardest part was finding out exactly who they were. So Operation Fowl Weather started with......
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Old 04-12-2007, 06:06 PM   #203
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mixing up the smelly, gooey, stick black gloop and using a feather duster for dusting prints and guess what they found???????????????
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Old 04-12-2007, 06:42 PM   #204
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answer: Alton Brown's recipe for black sticky gooey stuff was better. But what to do with the pot of their original glop? Just then...
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Old 04-13-2007, 02:51 PM   #205
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Mr. Macho Chicken Arrived and said " There's no need to Fear, Macho Chicken is here." All the hens went giddy with delight for Macho chicken is a very sexy chicken after all. But the roosters were none to pleased so they.......
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Old 04-14-2007, 08:10 AM   #206
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planned to take care of the struttin' chicken their way.....
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So late that evening when "Macho Chicken" was fast asleep, they pulled out a pair of cordless clipper and ..........
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gave him a buzz cut, only leaving a few feathers by his feet !! When the other chickens saw him, they........
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clucked in amazement and thought that he now looked like a buzz-ard. They brought him a mirror and he...........
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Old 04-14-2007, 03:39 PM   #210
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Fluffed the few feathers he had left, studied his reflection and then said
"Now this is a look. I'm so macho I don't even need feathers to be sexy".
All the hens gathered and clucked. The Matriarch was the first of them to speak.....
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