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Old 01-12-2009, 07:20 PM   #1
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First Date

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down

when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever,

first date or not!!! Many of us have had bad dates, but this takes

the cake.

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first

date that a woman ever had.

The winner described her worst first date experience. There was

absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had

taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah .

It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and

truly had never met before. The outing was fun, the skiing great, the

coffee hot. The day was uneventful until they were headed home late

that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to

realize that she should not have had that extra latte.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and, to

top it off, they were in the middle of nowhere!

Her companion recognized her discomfort, and suggested she try to hold

it, which she did for a while.

Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a

point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside

the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her

pants down and started.

In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt

rest against the rear fender to steady herself.

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and

indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could

think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing

nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware

of another sensation.

As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her

buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender!

Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she

attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly

apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she

answered her date's concerns about 'what is taking so long' with a

reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some


He came around the car as she tried to cover hersel f with her sweater

and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out


She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose

themselves, they assessed her dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced

with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free

her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!

Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first

place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her


So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to

unzip his pants and urinate her bottom off the fender. As the audience

screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or

perhaps that should be 'pants down.'

'Did you ever see the young man again?' asked Mr. Leno.

'I married him,' was the reply. 'He's sitting right here next to me.'


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Old 01-12-2009, 07:23 PM   #2
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^I remember this story when it was told originally. lol

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Old 01-12-2009, 07:27 PM   #3
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Thanks for such a well-written telling of a hilarious tale! I only hope it's true.
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Old 01-12-2009, 07:34 PM   #4
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Very funny!! I remember it as well, and I loved how they got married after wards!
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Old 01-12-2009, 07:37 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by Scotch View Post
Thanks for such a well-written telling of a hilarious tale! I only hope it's true.
It was an email that I got, I didn't write it
Whether or not it's true, I thought it was funny anyway.
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Old 01-12-2009, 07:46 PM   #6
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I loved it, tg. Thanks!
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Old 01-12-2009, 11:28 PM   #7
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I heard it the original time too. That was hilarious!

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Old 01-12-2009, 11:57 PM   #8
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Only in Utah! They are crazy there!!! ;)

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