Savings in the Supermarket
A husband and wife are shopping when the man picks up a case of beer and puts it into the shopping cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he says.
"Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and they continue shopping.
A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it into the cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the man.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.
The man replies.... "SO DOES 24 CANS OF BEER AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE."
"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -Carl Sagan