My avatar is actually a picture of me, taken in St. Andrew's kitchen. You can tell by the cherry tomato in my mouth that I am preparing salad. As for the name...I am a massage therapist and church sexton in a very artsy-fartsy small town in Southern California, where everybody is trying to be more spiritual than everybody else. Which means that folks in the alternative healthcare community often take on more spiritual sounding names than, say, "Bob" or "Marta." I couldn't think of a good one to make fun of them for a while, but, you know, Gadzooks just has a ring to it. In fact, I frequently spell it with an exclamation mark.