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Old 02-04-2009, 10:00 PM   #251
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Poof ! You still have your job, and your boss would never dream to expect blood coming from a stone because.... Since last Thursday the massive statue of your company's founder has been pouring blood from a crack in it... however it is not blood, but rusty water from the sewers... and it's running all through the building.

I wish I had more than a few meatballs leftover for dinner tonight.
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Old 02-04-2009, 10:32 PM   #252
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Your wish is granted, but the mouse that sneaks around in the dark decided to have a midnight snack.

I wish could travel the world by car or ship.
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Old 02-04-2009, 10:42 PM   #253
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Your wish is granted! You are travelling by car across an ocean.. however, halfway through you realize that your car does not have floating capabilities, and you sink.

I wish I was packed and ready to leave for the weekend and that the house was clean.
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Old 02-04-2009, 11:53 PM   #254
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Poof, you are packed, the house is spotless...and there is a heavy snow storm warning for the entire weekend.

I wish our office floor was finished and everything still in boxes all over the house was put in its place.
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Old 02-05-2009, 12:55 AM   #255
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Poof! Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, you don't notice until you are getting ready for bed that the floor from the bedroom was taken up and put into the office!

I wish my cake would cool soon so I can frost it!

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Old 02-05-2009, 12:59 AM   #256
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You can be really evil when you want to there Barbara!

Your cake is cool enough to frost....however James has eaten it already!

I wish I could afford the cake decorating classes at my culinary school.
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Old 02-05-2009, 01:08 AM   #257
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You can be really evil when you want to there Barbara!

Your cake is cool enough to frost....however James has eaten it already!

I wish I could afford the cake decorating classes at my culinary school.
I'll have to tell you about the "special" newsletter I put out when I was the PTA Newsletter editor at Nancy's elementary school! Talk about evil! (All in fun, of course!). And if James eats the cake, I'll just eat the frosting (the kind you use on German Chocolate Cake)!

Your wish is granted! You can now afford the cake decorating classes, but suddenly the new trend is Wedding Pies!

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Old 02-05-2009, 01:24 AM   #258
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I could really say something about that one but will hold back. LOL!!!!

So what is your wish madam?
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Old 02-05-2009, 01:29 AM   #259
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Whoops!

I wish I had a nice big pitcher of iced Luzianne tea ready and waiting.

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Old 02-05-2009, 01:33 AM   #260
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Poof, your wish is granted! You have a huge pitcher of tea in front of you ready and waiting; however you also have a baseball pitcher throwing a ball right at it!

I wish I had a brand new wardrobe that fits.
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