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Old 01-25-2009, 02:41 PM   #31
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Dateline NBC actually called me one time!

Poof - every day is Saturday, the same Saturday, over and over and over again...it's your Birthday too!!!! OK, I can't find anything bad about that!

I wish I could wake up skinny!
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Old 01-25-2009, 02:53 PM   #32
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poof! You wake up and you weigh 33 pounds...this is not a good thing!!

I wish they'd find a cure for headaches
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Old 01-25-2009, 02:56 PM   #33
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The cure is found, but it involves cutting off your head.

I wish there was more beer in my fridge than there is right now.
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Old 01-25-2009, 02:59 PM   #34
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Granted but you are having a party and there is none for you.

I wish that it wasn't winter.
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Old 01-25-2009, 03:00 PM   #35
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your headache is gone and now I have it.

I wish for a week or two in San Diego
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Old 01-25-2009, 03:01 PM   #36
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Granted, but it is a cold rainy summer.

I wish I was on a plane to a tropical resort right now.
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Old 01-25-2009, 03:01 PM   #37
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Granted. Spring is here and so are your allergies

I wish for an Alaskan Cruise.
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Old 01-25-2009, 04:07 PM   #38
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Poof, you are on your way to Alaska on a dingy.

I wish someone would cook me dinner.
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Old 01-25-2009, 04:10 PM   #39
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Your dinner has been cooked for you, and burned to a crisp.

I wish my son who is naked and running around the house would slow down so we could catch him and get him dressed.
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Old 01-25-2009, 06:53 PM   #40
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You finally caught your son, and he peed on you.

I wish I didn't have to go to the Dr's tomorrow.
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