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Old 10-07-2006, 01:22 AM   #61
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because pumpkins wouldn't fit in the jars.


Why does the phone always ring 5 minutes after the baby falls asleep?
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Old 10-07-2006, 03:16 AM   #62
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Because 5 minutes BEFORE wouldn't be near as much fun!

Why am I yawning, trying to hold my eyes open, trying to think up a question at 3:16 AM instead of going to bed?
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Old 10-07-2006, 05:44 AM   #63
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Because mr kitchen elf is snoring too much for you to sleep.

Why do McDonalds always forget at least one item per order?
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Old 10-07-2006, 10:14 AM   #64
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To give you something to come back & complain about so the bored employees will have someone to talk about for the rest of the day.


Why does my hubby want the all the molding washed before we paint the den when we're going to have to wash it all again after we're through painting?
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Old 10-07-2006, 12:39 PM   #65
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Because he doesn't want the moldings covered with "MOLD" !



Why do some of us have "IT" and some of us don't ? And what is "IT" ?
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Old 10-07-2006, 01:05 PM   #66
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because the paint needs a clean surface to stick properly.


WHy do people want to go as a bag of spinach for halloween this year?
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Old 10-07-2006, 02:04 PM   #67
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So Hannibal Lecter will keep his distance.........



Why do some of us have "IT" and some of us don't ? And what is "IT" ?

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Old 10-07-2006, 02:33 PM   #68
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It... It is the POWER to be your best. ( we all have IT, we just haven't found IT)


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Because he wants to make a statement and stand out from th crowd.


Why do the eggs ALWAYS turn to mush when I just want to make egg drop soup?
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You've been a bad boy - the Chinese Egg Drop Soup Gods are against you!!!!!!!

Why is my kitchen a bigger wreck after I said I was going to clean it?
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