mrsmac
Head Chef
because pumpkins wouldn't fit in the jars.
Why does the phone always ring 5 minutes after the baby falls asleep?
Why does the phone always ring 5 minutes after the baby falls asleep?
The "Why Do" Game!
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kitchenelf
Chef Extraordinaire
Because 5 minutes BEFORE wouldn't be near as much fun!
Why am I yawning, trying to hold my eyes open, trying to think up a question at 3:16 AM instead of going to bed?
Why am I yawning, trying to hold my eyes open, trying to think up a question at 3:16 AM instead of going to bed?
mrsmac
Head Chef
Because mr kitchen elf is snoring too much for you to sleep.
Why do McDonalds always forget at least one item per order?
Why do McDonalds always forget at least one item per order?
crewsk
Master Chef
To give you something to come back & complain about so the bored employees will have someone to talk about for the rest of the day.
Why does my hubby want the all the molding washed before we paint the den when we're going to have to wash it all again after we're through painting?
Why does my hubby want the all the molding washed before we paint the den when we're going to have to wash it all again after we're through painting?
Maidrite
Contest Winner
OP
OP
-DEADLY SUSHI-
Washing Up
because the paint needs a clean surface to stick properly.
WHy do people want to go as a bag of spinach for halloween this year?
WHy do people want to go as a bag of spinach for halloween this year?
Maidrite
Contest Winner
So Hannibal Lecter will keep his distance.........
Why do some of us have "IT" and some of us don't ? And what is "IT" ?
Why do some of us have "IT" and some of us don't ? And what is "IT" ?
OP
OP
-DEADLY SUSHI-
Washing Up
Because he wants to make a statement and stand out from th crowd.
Why do the eggs ALWAYS turn to mush when I just want to make egg drop soup?
Why do the eggs ALWAYS turn to mush when I just want to make egg drop soup?
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kitchenelf
Chef Extraordinaire
You've been a bad boy - the Chinese Egg Drop Soup Gods are against you!!!!!!!
Why is my kitchen a bigger wreck after I said I was going to clean it?
Why is my kitchen a bigger wreck after I said I was going to clean it?
Buck
DC's Angel
Because step one of cleaning up a mess involves making a mess.
Why do wolves howl at the moon? (Remember last nignt, Alix?)
Why do wolves howl at the moon? (Remember last nignt, Alix?)
kitchenelf
Chef Extraordinaire
Because they think it will help them better understand girls - you know, all those girlish curves and angles!!!!!
Why do I love Champagne sooooooooooo much???????????????????
Why do I love Champagne sooooooooooo much???????????????????
Buck
DC's Angel
Because you clearly are a "bubble" head.
Why do men need TV remote controls?
Why do men need TV remote controls?
kitchenelf
Chef Extraordinaire
(cute buck) Since bubbles are air I guess that makes me an air head too?
I have an answer to your question - I sent you karma giving it to you. Someone else will have to take over though.
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because the contract us women signed with Gloria Steinam won't allow us to get up and change channels anymore
Why do women think they need to wear make-up?
Since bubbles are air I guess that makes me an air head too? I have an answer to your question - I sent you karma giving it to you. Someone else will have to take over though.edited to give an answer:
because the contract us women signed with Gloria Steinam won't allow us to get up and change channels anymore
Why do women think they need to wear make-up?
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Because otherwise make up companies everywhere would go out of business, causing huge unemployment world wide!
Why do I feel like crap on one of the busiest days of my year?
Why do I feel like crap on one of the busiest days of my year?
Buck
DC's Angel
Because you have yet to ingest a sufficient amount of wine.
Why will a cat stand directly in front of a walking human at least twenty times his own size?
Why will a cat stand directly in front of a walking human at least twenty times his own size?
mudbug
Chef Extraordinaire
because in spite of their sleek and sinuous beauty, they have these teeny tiny brains up their between their cute little ears
why don't drivers use their turn signals anymore?
why don't drivers use their turn signals anymore?
Buck
DC's Angel
because in spite of their sleek and sinuous beauty, they have these teeny tiny brains up their between their cute little ears
Why do mosquitoes exist?
Why do mosquitoes exist?
Anne
Senior Cook
So that sororities can demand their pledges give a lecture on the time-honored question: "Describe the sex life of mosquitoes."
Where did Rocky Mountain Oysters get their name?
Where did Rocky Mountain Oysters get their name?
