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Old 10-07-2006, 08:26 PM   #71
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Because step one of cleaning up a mess involves making a mess.

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Old 10-07-2006, 08:37 PM   #72
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Because they don't remember the words.

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Old 10-07-2006, 10:26 PM   #73
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Because they think it will help them better understand girls - you know, all those girlish curves and angles!!!!!

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Old 10-07-2006, 11:13 PM   #74
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Because you clearly are a "bubble" head.

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Old 10-07-2006, 11:21 PM   #75
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(cute buck) Since bubbles are air I guess that makes me an air head too? I have an answer to your question - I sent you karma giving it to you. Someone else will have to take over though.

edited to give an answer:

because the contract us women signed with Gloria Steinam won't allow us to get up and change channels anymore

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Old 10-08-2006, 02:22 PM   #76
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Because otherwise make up companies everywhere would go out of business, causing huge unemployment world wide!


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Old 10-08-2006, 02:26 PM   #77
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Because you have yet to ingest a sufficient amount of wine.

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Old 10-08-2006, 03:14 PM   #78
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because in spite of their sleek and sinuous beauty, they have these teeny tiny brains up their between their cute little ears

why don't drivers use their turn signals anymore?
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Old 10-08-2006, 03:19 PM   #79
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because in spite of their sleek and sinuous beauty, they have these teeny tiny brains up their between their cute little ears

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Old 10-08-2006, 03:30 PM   #80
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So that sororities can demand their pledges give a lecture on the time-honored question: "Describe the sex life of mosquitoes."

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