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Old 10-04-2006, 08:27 PM   #1
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The "Why Do" Game!

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HELLO! And welcome to the WHY DO GAME!!!
Whats it about??? Someone asks "Why do ........ yadda yadda"
For example...... "Why do people like beer"?
And then wait.... sit back and wait for some ZAINY and FUN replys!

The rules? There MUST be nothing against the Discuss Cooking rules. Dont be a jerk face.
Next, have fun and possbile make a shrine to me. Or just send me money!
Now who will be the first to ask "why do...." and the 1st to answer?!

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Old 10-04-2006, 08:38 PM   #2
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Why do my cable channels go out when a special show is coming on that I want to see?
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Old 10-04-2006, 08:41 PM   #3
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The TV Fairy thinks you have better ways to spend your time.


Why does it always go back into the 80s after I take my air conditioners out of the windows?
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Old 10-04-2006, 08:46 PM   #4
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Because Al Gore is really serious about this global warming thing!

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Why do hot dogs come in tens and buns come in eights?
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Old 10-04-2006, 09:06 PM   #5
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Because I think its the government saying you should have more protien and less carbs?

Why do all the stations have commercials at the same time? And you keep on flipping to something interesting but you end up watching a car commercial with attractive women?
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Old 10-04-2006, 09:08 PM   #6
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Because..then when you have leftover hotdogs to feed the dog.

Why does
the rain in Spain fall mainly on the plane?
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Old 10-04-2006, 09:13 PM   #7
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opps... sorry Sushi.
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Old 10-04-2006, 09:17 PM   #8
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Why do all the stations have commercials at the same time? And you keep on flipping to something interesting but you end up watching a car commercial with attractive women?
There is a conspiracy out there to make you watch all the car commercials.

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the rain in Spain fall mainly on the plane?
Its a really big plane!

Why does, "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" make me snicker?
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Old 10-04-2006, 09:38 PM   #9
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Why does, "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" make me snicker?
Because you enjoy simple pleasures and have an easy laugh.

It's similar to 'How much ground could a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground".
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Old 10-04-2006, 09:46 PM   #10
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OK - time for a little rule intervention - the object is to ask a question or if someone else has asked a question then you give some sort of answer, be it silly or otherwise - Don't just post question after question if no one has answered them - that sort of makes no sense of the game.

ok, I've taken off my admin hat!

I was going to answer Half-Baked's quesiton but I can't come up with anything!
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