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Old 09-16-2007, 09:16 PM   #1
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These are cute


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Old 09-16-2007, 10:57 PM   #2
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Just read these to The Bear - he's giggling like a girl
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Old 09-16-2007, 11:04 PM   #3
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Thanks, Marege, I needed a laugh.
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Old 09-16-2007, 11:07 PM   #4
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Thanks for the laugh, Marge. Loved the part about the wedding dress. I did that the first time. Didn't the second time. Still have the dress I married Buck in many moons ago.

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Old 09-17-2007, 06:04 PM   #5
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this one's the best lol
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Old 09-17-2007, 07:12 PM   #6
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Thanks Marge, those are so cute !!!
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