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Old 11-09-2005, 03:54 PM   #1
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Talking Brain Cramps

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"

--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and "stuff."
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Old 11-09-2005, 03:59 PM   #2
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OMG the things that come out of peoples mouths!
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Old 11-09-2005, 05:39 PM   #3
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There were more on the list but these were my favorites.
Glad it made ya giggle.
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Old 11-09-2005, 05:52 PM   #4
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PRICELESS!
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Old 11-09-2005, 08:55 PM   #5
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and "stuff."
--Mariah Carey



nobody ever said she had a brain lol
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Old 11-09-2005, 10:05 PM   #6
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Scary, isn't it? Our kids look up to some of these people!
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Old 11-09-2005, 10:37 PM   #7
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and "stuff."
--Mariah Carey



nobody ever said she had a brain lol

We all know where her brains are.
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Old 11-09-2005, 11:03 PM   #8
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ohhhhhhhh you mean her "fake" brains that she claims to be real ???
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Old 11-09-2005, 11:21 PM   #9
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Real brains jiggle when you walk.
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