Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and "stuff."
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
our papers. We are the president."
Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
A congressional candidate in Texas.
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
Al Gore, Vice President
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
Bill Clinton, President
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
March 1992 because we received notice that
you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their
heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. Robert Frost