07-22-2005, 02:59 PM
Join Date: Nov 2004
Finally, The Blonde Joke To End All Blonde Jokes!!
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END
ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her
purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look
like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to
policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. Robert Frost