Funny - Have a laugh

[Yakuta]

Ever wonder why most of these are made at the expense of a woman.


A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.​

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the
driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She
opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday

 

[pdswife]

LOLOLOLOL!
Guess I'll have to pass that one on to a few of my friends.

 

[texasgirl]

That would be my luck too

 

[mudbug]

may he rest in eternal peace

 

[Raven]

That sounds like something that happened to me the other day.

I told a friend of mine that my wifes cooking was tainted.

"Tainted?" he asked

"Yep" I said "Tain't a thing you can do for it."

The good news is my Doctor tells me that the swelling should start going down in a couple of days.

~ Raven ~

 

[texasgirl]

That sounds like something that happened to me the other day.

I told a friend of mine that my wifes cooking was tainted.

"Tainted?" he asked

"Yep" I said "Tain't a thing you can do for it."

The good news is my Doctor tells me that the swelling should start going down in a couple of days.

~ Raven ~