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Old 11-05-2005, 01:12 AM   #1
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Just Silly Stuff

THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2004:
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> Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
> [imagine that!]
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> Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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> [no, really?]
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> Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
> [now that's taking things a bit far!]
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> Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
> [not if I wipe thoroughly!]
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> Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
> [what a guy!]
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> Miners Refuse to Work after Death
> [no-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!]
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> Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
> [see if that works any better than a fair
> trial!]
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> War Dims Hope for Peace
> [I can see where it might have that effect!
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> If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last
> Awhile
> [you think?!]
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> Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
> [who would have thought!]
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> Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect
> Homicide
> [they may be on to something!]
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> Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
> [you mean there's something stronger than duct
> tape?!]
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> Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
> [he probably IS the battery charge!]
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> New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test
> Group
> [weren't they fat enough?!]
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> Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
> [That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
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> Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
> [Taste like chicken?]
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> Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
> [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
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> Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
> [Boy, are they tall!]
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> And the winner is....
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> Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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> Did I read that sign right?
> Now that you've smiled at least once, it's
> your turn to spread the stupidity
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Old 11-05-2005, 01:29 AM   #2
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and spread it I will.
Thanks for the night time giggle. I'll be going
to bed with a smile on my face.
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Old 11-05-2005, 09:13 AM   #3
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I love it!!
I swear, the people that write this stuff do it on purpose!!
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Old 11-05-2005, 10:25 AM   #4
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thanks kaylinda, those are great!!!!!
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