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Old 10-05-2005, 01:33 AM   #1
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One of those E-mails you get! Very funny!

This had me in tears! Enjoy!

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

> G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

> RS: "Ow July den?"

> G: "What??"

> RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

> G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?

> Sorry, scrambled please."

> RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

> G: "Crisp will be fine."

> RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

> G: "What?"

> RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

> G: "I don't think so."

> RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

> G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan

> sahn toes' means."

> RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

> G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.

> Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

> RS: "We bodder?"

> G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

> RS: "Wad?"

> G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

> RS: "Copy?"

> G: "Excuse me?"

> RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

> G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

> RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder

> on sigh and copy....rye??"

> G: "Whatever you say."

> RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

> ! G: "You're very welcome.


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Old 10-05-2005, 08:38 AM   #2
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LOL! Very funny!

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Old 10-07-2005, 12:40 AM   #3
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You Just Kill Me LOL!
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Old 10-07-2005, 06:34 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by Maidrite
You Just Kill Me LOL!

I really hope not Maidrite, how would we go on without you?!!!

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