me and my antics...
i had treated myself/jake/my friends to a hotel room for the week of my 24th birthday. well, one morning nobody had come by yet and my babe was somewhere like work or wal-mart, and i was bored and needed a laugh.
we had been eating at denny's all week so i went there for some breakfast. i got to thinking about this thing i read where, as an experiment in psychology, someone had turned facing the rear of an elevator as they rode on it just to see what people would do, and decided to try something similar. i decided to see what people would do if i just shovelled my meal down in HUGE bites. i'm not talking big bites. i'm talking HUGE!!!!!!
i'd puff my cheeks out as much as i could.
so i ordered the biggest breakfast on the menu and a piece of pie, and just started stuffing my face. i would take a bite of eggs (half of a fried egg at once, pieces of which i had to scoop up.
), then stuff a half piece of toast into my mouth all at once before i'd even swallowed all of the eggs.
i spotted this one woman just absolutely struggling not to laugh at me. i swivelled my chair further in her direction and began mumbling, 'MMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!' as loudly as i could and continued to eat this huge meal. i gulped all my milk down in one fell swoop, making sure to leave a milk moustache, and left the moustache there on purpose.
i ended up getting sick, but it didn't matter. it was well worth the big 'ol laugh i had when i returned to the hotel.
just a little story that some people get a kick out of. thought i'd share it.