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Old 03-17-2005, 02:53 PM   #1
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Redhead goes to the Dr.

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams.


Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."

OKAY ---- YOU CAN LOL NOW.

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Old 03-17-2005, 03:13 PM   #2
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was AWSOME!!!!!! Thanks for the joke!!!!!!
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Old 03-17-2005, 03:53 PM   #3
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where did my post go??? i said i represent that remark and poof it's gone lol.
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Old 03-17-2005, 03:54 PM   #4
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That was a good laugh.
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Old 03-17-2005, 04:02 PM   #5
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Good one Dove...........and being a true blonde I'm not taking any offense ;-)
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Old 03-17-2005, 04:09 PM   #6
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sizz here's where it gets funny for me. i'm a blonde that dyed my hair red lmao. but no it wasn't ME in the doc's office i swear !!
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Old 03-17-2005, 04:47 PM   #7
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That was really posted for DS..you know how hee feels about redheads..LOL
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*Giving Dove a big bearhug*
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Old 03-17-2005, 05:48 PM   #9
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Dove I thought the punch line would be 'if it hurts when you do that, don't do that."
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Old 03-17-2005, 05:52 PM   #10
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I'm a redhead and I have TONS of dumb*ss attacks!
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