Im up first I guess...... Heres a couple of one liners I quickly copy, pasted and plagerized as my own.... for your pleasure!
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. [/font]
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A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. [/font]
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. [/font]
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The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up. [/font]
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All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.[/font]
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. [/font]
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OK, so what's the speed of dark? [/font]
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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.[/font]
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When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.[/font]
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Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.[/font]
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? [/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.[/font]
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice? [/font]
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My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." [/font]
-------Here are your tissues for you tears of joy! Thanks and make sure to visit the Discuss Cookings' Virtual Cafe across the street!