3 women escaped from a local prison: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They ran a few miles till they were exhausted. They saw a barn up ahead, and got there, just before the police. The police walked in and just saw the usual barn stuff, including 3 big burlap bags. The officer kicked the first one, which held the brunette, and she said "meow, meow". "Awww, nothing in here, but a few kitties". Then he kicked the second bag, which held the redhead. "Woof, woof" was her reply. "Awww, nothing in this one but a few pups." He then kicked the third bag, which had the blonde inside.
Her reply? "Potato, potato"