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Old 05-30-2005, 09:56 PM   #11
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3 women escaped from a local prison: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They ran a few miles till they were exhausted. They saw a barn up ahead, and got there, just before the police. The police walked in and just saw the usual barn stuff, including 3 big burlap bags. The officer kicked the first one, which held the brunette, and she said "meow, meow". "Awww, nothing in here, but a few kitties". Then he kicked the second bag, which held the redhead. "Woof, woof" was her reply. "Awww, nothing in this one but a few pups." He then kicked the third bag, which had the blonde inside.
Her reply? "Potato, potato"
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Old 05-30-2005, 10:04 PM   #12
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What do you call a smilie with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob.
What do you call a smilie with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt.
What do you call a smilie with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil.
What do you call a smilie with no arms and no legs being tossed over a lake? Skip.

Hey! they weren't that bad! Stop hissing!
What do you call a smilie with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art.
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Old 05-30-2005, 11:27 PM   #13
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As a child I was so ugly...

How ugly were you?????

Why, I was so ugly my mom had to tie a pork chop around my neck so the dog would play with me!
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