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Old 11-16-2005, 03:43 PM   #31
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Be very, very, quite ! Here Tommy , Here Tommy, here he comes now.........................
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Old 11-16-2005, 03:47 PM   #32
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I missed him, Who goes Next ?
Thats not the way the script was to go !!!!!!!
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Old 11-16-2005, 03:50 PM   #33
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yes maidrite? you called? (my friends and family have always called me tommy)

no, i don't believe you that there is a hamburger in that big dark sack you are holding...

well, the toikey just made it to joisey, so we stopped off in the bada bing for a few cold ones. he said he's seen much larger breasts at the the butterball plant, so we left.
aww geez, now he's covered in glitter. boy his wife is gonna be angry...
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Old 11-16-2005, 05:29 PM   #34
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As it happened after their visit to the beer joint Bucky dragged the toikey to a bowling alley and keep throwing him at a bunch of pilgrims in order to top off his record, therefore he came back to Rome to take a refuge!!

Toikey said he was not so impressed with his "Turkey bowling king" trophey!!
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Old 11-16-2005, 08:06 PM   #35
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he's back in cleveland... this time chasing me for opening the oven door !!!!!!!!
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He's outside visiting with the chickens.
He wants to spend the night but I'm sending him
on to YOU!
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Old 11-17-2005, 12:13 AM   #37
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Here he is again, I am so tired of chasing this turkey ................ Ok you can stay and watch some TV with us ! Barbara get the Bag Quick !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't give up that easy !
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Old 11-17-2005, 01:20 AM   #38
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Dove just chased him out the door..she said Turkey meat makes little dogs sick...(she is right. It can cause Pancreitis,sp?)
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Im not sure, if he wants to come back to cold Hannover again... but I can`t sent him to prague, 'cause Frank isn`t going
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Old 11-17-2005, 05:21 PM   #40
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SHUUU.............. BE very,very, quite we are HUNTING TOM TURKEY, I will get you ,you Screwly Turkey You............... BARBARA get that Pan You HIT ME IN THE HEAD With ......ah You all never heard that , Get the Bag Hurry it up ..................... There he is ! GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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