"Happy Birthday, friend!" Hope you have a great day. I'd love to bake your favorite cake but I'm afraid it wouldn't be recognizable by the time it was delivered by UPS or the USPS. Best wishes for a wonderful year ahead.
I hope someone babecues a prime cut of brisket for ya, with the perfect dry rub. And I hope you get to watch the Cowboys trounce whoever they happed to be playing right now. But most of all, I hope you have a wonderful day, and that no Pyrex dishes explode on you.