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A friend who runs a very popular snorkel party boat tour in Mexico wears them all the time, along with his swim thong. :hmy:
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A friend who runs a very popular party boat tour in Mexico wears them all the time, along with his swim thong :hmy:
Smiling? Nah!
I'm flat-out laughing.
So, the FedEx delivery truck pulls into the driveway, the driver appears at our door with a smallish box. Huh? I wasn't expecting anything, but the label has my name clearly and correctly printed on it. Okay. Thank the driver and head inside to open the mystery delivery.
The package is overall about 9x12 and perhaps an inch thick. I opened it to discover a (what?!) seashell bra.
I certainly don't remember ordering such a thing but, to be thorough, I went to my Amazon account to see if it showed up there as an open order. Nope. Then I checked my credit card. Not there either.
So, to be completely thorough, I called Amazon customer service and talked to a fellow there. Told him of my situation and, after he stifled a bit of a laugh, he checked and said no such item was showing up, in site of my giving him all the numbers on the shipping labels on the box. We both got a hearty laugh out of the puzzle and he told me to, um, dispose of the item as I saw fit.
Well, you know what? It's nearly Halloween, our anniversary is on Halloween, Glenn will be gone all day today helping his son and I have a feeling he'll need a little pick-me-up when he gets home.
Any questions?
That thing doesn't look like it would do much picking up!! Is it possible that someone else ordered it as a gift? Was there no packing slip?
Smiling? Nah!
I'm flat-out laughing.
So, the FedEx delivery truck pulls into the driveway, the driver appears at our door with a smallish box. Huh? I wasn't expecting anything, but the label has my name clearly and correctly printed on it. Okay. Thank the driver and head inside to open the mystery delivery.
The package is overall about 9x12 and perhaps an inch thick. I opened it to discover a (what?!) seashell bra.
I certainly don't remember ordering such a thing but, to be thorough, I went to my Amazon account to see if it showed up there as an open order. Nope. Then I checked my credit card. Not there either.
So, to be completely thorough, I called Amazon customer service and talked to a fellow there. Told him of my situation and, after he stifled a bit of a laugh, he checked and said no such item was showing up, in site of my giving him all the numbers on the shipping labels on the box. We both got a hearty laugh out of the puzzle and he told me to, um, dispose of the item as I saw fit.
Well, you know what? It's nearly Halloween, our anniversary is on Halloween, Glenn will be gone all day today helping his son and I have a feeling he'll need a little pick-me-up when he gets home.
Any questions?
That hardly looks like proper Gypsy attire.Smiling? Nah!
I'm flat-out laughing.
So, the FedEx delivery truck pulls into the driveway, the driver appears at our door with a smallish box. Huh? I wasn't expecting anything, but the label has my name clearly and correctly printed on it. Okay. Thank the driver and head inside to open the mystery delivery.
The package is overall about 9x12 and perhaps an inch thick. I opened it to discover a (what?!) seashell bra........................
That hardly looks like proper Gypsy attire.
Katie, here on DC we hava a Randon Photo Thread. Just sayin...
How about just the tasteful, elegant item?Hmmm, Andy. "When some place freezes over" comes to mind. That's how likely there'll be a photo of me wearing this tasteful item.
How about just the tasteful, elegant item?
That's the one on Amazon, with a person. I meant the one she actually got.She already posted that. See post #6093.
How about just the tasteful, elegant item?
Now that I can do. I'll try to take a photo of it and post it for all to enjoy.
This text from DD relating a conversation that my granddaughter who turns 4 on Tuesday had with her dad this morning.
"Hahahaha Sophia just told Derrick "you're not going to the field birthday" and put her thumb up. "You're not going to the cupcake birthday!" And put her pointer finger up at him. "You're going to THIS birthday" andddd flipped him off bec of course the middle finger was next in line. Lol"
I had to ask DD what a "field" party was, apparently the pre school is going on a "field trip" tomorrow and DD is bringing cupcakes to celebrate granddaughters bday. Gotta love those toddlers! Cracked me up!