When my sister was a nurse, she wrangled a "2 for the price of one" on her boob job.
It may be worth a shot....
I'm still trying to figure out how to get Mom half-price mammograms...
When my sister was a nurse, she wrangled a "2 for the price of one" on her boob job.
It may be worth a shot....
I'm still trying to figure out how to get Mom half-price mammograms...
That's just far too descriptive for my taste.Jeez...Mrs D reminded me that she has to go for a "smash-o-gram" next week. That's actually how it sounds when she say's it with her accent.
Hmmm...wonder if I can get a free tummy tuck when I go in...
Hmmm...wonder if I can get a free tummy tuck when I go in...
Ugh! My sleeping schedule is all messed up lately. I've been waking up at 3:00 a.m. This morning I got up to do laundry then went back to bed close to 4:00 just to toss and turn till 6:45 when I get up to cook breakfast. Melatonin is not working for me anymore. Could it be my age? LOL I'm going to try some yoga tonight for relaxation. Sigh!
I have a Syndrome and a Complex, both aggravated by the holiday season. The Syndrome's name is NLB, which stands for 'nice little box.' It is nearly impossible for me to pitch out that nice little box that item X came in. I'm sure it would be perfect to use for storing something in the garage. Or maybe to mail an item to someone somewhere sometime. The Complex is BBLW -- bubble wrap. If I throw it out, I might have to buy some sometime. My garage is suffering mightily. I can't seem to conquer these habits, which have been the subject/object of more than one New Year's resolution.
This should put me in the running for the 'pettiest vent' prize if it exists. If I win, I hope the prize doesn't come in a box.
My mom was the classic hoarder of plastic peanuts. Apparently she kept every single one, in her basement, for the last 50 years or more. The poor realtor who's selling her house keeps having to sneak them a bag at a time into the trash. A never-ending task.
They dissolve in nail polish remover...she could do that in a plastic milk jug...then she'd have a chunk of plastic...instead of lots of bags of peanuts.
Huh. Good idea, PF! Thanks!
No nearby UPS store in the Great White North.
Dad got the equivalent of 10-33 gallon bags of peanuts into a gallon jug. Took a while but it worked. Won't happen overnight but beats sneaking out to the trash.