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"Happy Thanksgiving Everyone and don't forget to save room for some pie" :>)

However, Bucky misunderstood what was meant by 'group shot' and he lined-up shots of tequila for the entire class which they immediately downed with sliced lime & sea salt. hic

do you think you have the monopoly on mental problems? lol

I am working the day before and the day after Thanksgiving. But I will say an extra special 'Thanks' on Thanksgiving.

Do you realize that this thread is coming up on 18,000 replies? and isn't that crazy? and isn't this fun?

After wiping up all the spills (with 3 bar rags) Bucky asked the class to please return to the classroom and concentrate on the task at hand, that being the bean soup recipe and getting those passport photos taken in time for the trip to Mexico.

shouldn't you go ask your mother?

(ha ha ha) or could it be because in gods infinite wisdom he knew mothers could handle it better?

hah hah that's a good one. thanks.

why don't fathers ever claim to have eyes in the back of their head?

can someone please grab the mop?

do all women have eyes in the back of their head?

"Now class, while those beans are soaking lets be chopping our onions, sip of your drink, mincing garlic, sip of your drink, cutting those carrots in rounds, sip of your drink, and don't forget to chop some par-hic, some pars-hic, some parsley and hic.... oh.... forget it"

"We will study the life of the Agave cactus and learn to make our own tequila"

would that give me goo goo googley eyes?