Chief Longwind Of The North
Certified/Certifiable
Two blonde, bikini-clad ladies were standing in knee deep water with fishing poles in their hands. A game warden passed by, and seeing their skimpy swimwear wondered if they had fishing licenses, as they certainly had no place to carry them.
He wandered over and said; "Hellow ladies."
They replied; "Hello officer."
"You wouldn't have fishing licenses on you now, would you?"
"No officer, we have no fishing licences."
"Well ladies, I'm not giving you a ticket this time, but a warning. Put your poles away and stop fishing. If you get caught fishing again without a licence, you will be given $500 fines."
One of the blonde ladies exclaimed; "We don't need a warning, officer. We're not fishing. We're looking for treasure. We have magnets on the end of our lines."
"Really." exclained the suspicious officer. He continued; "I want you to reel in those magnets. I'll believe you when I see them."
Obediently, the ladies reeled in thier lines to expose the horseshoe magnets tied to the fishing line.
The conservation officer exclaimed; "Well I'll be. There are magnets on your lines. Well, there's no law against what you're doing, so have a good day."
After the officer was out of earshot, one of the ladies said; "What an idiot. Doesn't he know that there are steelhead in these waters!"
Ahhhhahahahah.
Seeeeeya; Chief Longwind of the North
He wandered over and said; "Hellow ladies."
They replied; "Hello officer."
"You wouldn't have fishing licenses on you now, would you?"
"No officer, we have no fishing licences."
"Well ladies, I'm not giving you a ticket this time, but a warning. Put your poles away and stop fishing. If you get caught fishing again without a licence, you will be given $500 fines."
One of the blonde ladies exclaimed; "We don't need a warning, officer. We're not fishing. We're looking for treasure. We have magnets on the end of our lines."
"Really." exclained the suspicious officer. He continued; "I want you to reel in those magnets. I'll believe you when I see them."
Obediently, the ladies reeled in thier lines to expose the horseshoe magnets tied to the fishing line.
The conservation officer exclaimed; "Well I'll be. There are magnets on your lines. Well, there's no law against what you're doing, so have a good day."
After the officer was out of earshot, one of the ladies said; "What an idiot. Doesn't he know that there are steelhead in these waters!"
Ahhhhahahahah.
Seeeeeya; Chief Longwind of the North