Cookbooks you'll never see!

[Buck]

Just got an idea for a new game. I've learned there's a lot of creative and wacky people on this site, so let's have some fun. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to come up with the title of a cookbook that will never happen. Here are a few to get you started:

Emeril's Complete Guide to Microwave Cooking
Veggies, Veggies, Veggies by The Texas Cattlemen's Association
Eat Right and Stay Fit - A Diet Guide for Sumo Wrestlers

You get the idea. Who's up next?

Buck

 

[Alix]

Where's the Beef? ---the Alberta Cattle Association

Milk. It does a body good. ---Soy lovers Unlimited.

 

[Buck]

Thanks, Alix for picking up the gauntlet right away! Great response.
Let's run this thing into the ground!

 

[wasabi]

Eat Right The Trim-Fit Way by Anna Nicole Smith

 

[MJ]

Baking with Kitchenelf, your guide to perfection.

 

[Buck]

Bad burn, M.J. Naughty! Naughty!

 

[Alix]

Pizza Sucks! --- by MJ (you better start running buddy, kitchenelf is gonna GET you)

 

[wasabi]

No Butter Cookbook by Paula Deen

 

[Half Baked]

All Day Cooking by Rachael Ray

 

[wasabi]

Olive Garden's Best by Mario Batali

 

[Mr. D]

What To Do With Fish On Mondays - By: Anthony Bourdain

 

[MJ]

Pizza Sucks! --- by MJ (you better start running buddy, kitchenelf is gonna GET you)

10,000 Apple Recipes, by Alix. or - "How not to burn bridges" by MJ.

 

[wasabi]

Pork, the Other White Meat by Miss Piggy

 

[Half Baked]

How to Use a Paring Knife by Yan Can Cook

 

[Mr. D]

gordan ramseys guide to etiquette

 

[Alix]

La Cucina Imaculatta --- Julia Child

 

[Buck]

La Cucina Imaculatta --- Julia Child

Alix, she really didn't mean to drop that lobster on the floor. Cut a girl some slack!

 

[Alix]

LOL!

 

[Aunt Lisa's Kitchen]

Finger Food, by Martha Stewart

Lisa

 

[Aunt Lisa's Kitchen]

Cheeze Wiz It, by Martha Stewart

Okay, enough Martha,
Lisa