Well, I'm off to work. Below is a classic piece that everyone may not have had sent to them yet. Have a good day, all!
Memorial:
It is with saddest heart that I pass on the following news.
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John
Dough, and Jane Dough, who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived
by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the
Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high
with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as
a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly
in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He
was not considered a very smart "cookie," wasting much of his dough
on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man,
was considered a roll model for millions. The funeral was held at
3:50 for about 20 minutes.