There once was a girl named bethzaring
Who's cooking could be called daring
From those who would eat
her sumptuous feasts
They would grin and say, thanks for caring.
Definition: Bethzaring - A. female of the race Homo Sapien, characterized by a caring and loving disposition to all who meet and greet her.
B. A lady who displays an infectious desire to brighten the lives of others.
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday Bethzaring
Happy birthday to you.
Wait! What's that! I hear her walking down a hallway in Ohio singing:
"I'm - too sexy for my shoes
I'm too sexy for my coat..."
Ok. So it was a bit trite, and not that funny. It's late and I just wanted to inject a little corny humor in at the end. After all, I am Goodweed, and as they say, a leapord can't change his spots.
Seeeeeeya; Goodweed of the North