Mad Cook
Master Chef
Oh yes, a cat is on the list of things to do anyway and I'll be off to the sanctuary as soon as possible. I've had cats for most of my life. My last was a lovely boy called Angus who had an eye to the main chance and decided why should he have one home when he could have two so he shared his time between my house and next door. Sadly he had to be PTS last summer as he had an incurable tumour under his tongue and couldn't eat.A cat is what you need.
But why borrow when you can get one all your own?
They make great friends and will take care of your "guest" problem for years to come.
Just be sure to let them know they have a job and if you see a "guest" while they're around it's out the door for them.
Good luck with your "issue". I really hate the little buggers. They are just plain nasty. Mickey/Minnie they are not.