Purchase chicken thighs from your local supermarket or gas station that makes that fresh chicken. Bring it home and sprinkle on a mixture of Sriracha and Tabasco sauce. Or use pre-made wings the same way.
Make a bunch of frozen french fries in a 425 degree oven. Plate with cheese, and gravy.
Purchase large loaf of french bread. Slice in half lengthwise. Top with capiacola, salami, pepperoni, peperoncini, and provolone cheese. Pop in a 450' oven for five minutes to heat through. Slice into multiple, mini subs.
Give them fried pork rinds, with potato chips, corn chips, salsa, and cups of good canned chili. The Progresso brand isn't bad tasting, but is a little thin. Add some tomato paste to it with more chilli powder. Serve in cups with shredded cheese and the sides listed above.
Some ideas to help you through your next "short time to make it" crisis.
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