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One night a burglar is breaking into a house. He sneaks across the lawn and just as he creeps inside, he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!" He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping frther into the house. "Jesus is watching you!" He hears it again. So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage. He says to the parrot, "Did you say that?" The parrot answers "Yes I did." So the burglar asks, "What's your name?" The parrot says "Clarence." The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?" The parrot laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus' "
A co-worker just told me this one about 15 minutes ago and I just HAD to share it.
A co-worker just told me this one about 15 minutes ago and I just HAD to share it.