DawnT
Sous Chef
The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to
>>>>> respond
>>>>> like this?.....
>>>>>
>>>>> Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena
>>>>> the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman
>>>>> behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an
>>>>> elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I
>>>>> told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the
>>>>> Purina Diet again.
>>>>>
>>>>> Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital
>>>>> the last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
>>>>> intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
>>>>> and IVs in both arms.
>>>>>
>>>>> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
>>>>> that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
>>>>> simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food
>>>>> is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have
>>>>> to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
>>>>> enthralled with my story.)
>>>>>
>>>>> Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
>>>>> dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff
>>>>> an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.
>>>>>
>>>>> I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he
>>>>> was laughing so hard!
>>>>>
>>>>> And Now WAL*MART won't let me shop there anymore.
>>>>> respond
>>>>> like this?.....
>>>>>
>>>>> Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena
>>>>> the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman
>>>>> behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an
>>>>> elephant? So since I'm retired, with little to do, on impulse, I
>>>>> told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the
>>>>> Purina Diet again.
>>>>>
>>>>> Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital
>>>>> the last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
>>>>> intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
>>>>> and IVs in both arms.
>>>>>
>>>>> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
>>>>> that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
>>>>> simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food
>>>>> is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have
>>>>> to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
>>>>> enthralled with my story.)
>>>>>
>>>>> Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
>>>>> dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff
>>>>> an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.
>>>>>
>>>>> I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he
>>>>> was laughing so hard!
>>>>>
>>>>> And Now WAL*MART won't let me shop there anymore.