LadyCook61
Master Chef
- Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
- Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
- Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
- Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
- How do a fool and his money GET together?
- Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
- How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
- If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?
- If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
- If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
- If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
- Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
- What are Preparation A through Preparation G?
- In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
- Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?
- How come there aren't B batteries?
- If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail at 1000's of times per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver?
- How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
- Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
- Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
- How is it possible to have a civil war?
- If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
- Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
- If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
- Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?
- How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
- How do you know that honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of the others?
- How do you throw away a garbage can?
- How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?
- How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
- Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
- If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
- If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
- What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
- Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?
- Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
- Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
- Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
- Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?
- What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
- When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
- What happened to the first 6 "ups"?