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Bob and his wife Carol live in upper Michigan. One winter morning while listeningto the radio they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through." Carol goes out and moves...

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A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?" "Oh mom," she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic." Suddenly she burst out crying, "But mom as soon as we returned Sam...

Does the sauce taste the same as always before you assemble it?.

A man and his wife walked into the dentist office. The man said, to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one **** of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in the car waiting to play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10am tee time at the best golf...

A dietitian was addresing a large audience in Detroit. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us...

A woman called a local hospital. "Hello, could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected or getting worse."The voice on the other end said, "What is the patients name and room number?""Sara Finkell...

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Soften 3 cups vanilla ice cream by placing it in the refrigerator for approximately one hour. Mix with 1 cup milk and 1/2 cup Nestle Nesquik powdered mix in a blender. You'll get four servings of this dessert.

salad, stir-fry, vegatable soup, french dip

I am not following you. I wasn't suggesting he walk in as a chef but as a kitchen helper and I think learning technique is more important than learning speed. The speed will come as he progresses. Remember the Top Chef show where they catered a small wedding and they all failed even though they...

I agree with chef Jimmy on looking at a good catering company. There is more time there to teach without the time constraints of getting the food out quickly.

A young man named Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job, and both applicants,having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the department manager. Upon completion of the test,both men had only missed one of...

Here is a 'Dear Abby' on the subject http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/life/3792756.html

Billy Bob and Jr. were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blondelady walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole, but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down...