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The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put...

Man:Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman:Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man:Is this seat empty? Woman:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man:Your place or mine? Woman:Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man:So, what do you do for a living? Woman:I'm a...

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her...

I tried making egg rolls today using this recipe to make the egg roll/pancake portion. For the filling I used shredded cabbage & carrots. Everything was going great until I started deep frying the rolls. The filling started to float out and burn and then all 4 of the rolls puffed and...

Interesting! :rolleyes: Friendship Between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship Between Men: A man didn't come...

Just a little something for all the ladies...no love lost guys :lol: 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let...

Hi, I'm looking for new ideas for breakfast. I'm tired of the traditional breakfast menu and so I usually end up sacrificing my breakfast time at home for a few minutes of extra sleep:sleep: and then end up buying fast food breakfast. Also, since I work fulltime and go to school I'm also...

Anyone with ideas on cooking snow peas?