Originally Posted by PrincessFiona60
The facility fed us at dinnertime with roast pork, baked beans, scalloped potatoes and salads...it was a celebration for our 1500th Safe Day without a Lost Time Accident.
Scene 1: Princess Fiona finishes eating, rises from the table too quickly, and drops her tray on the floor.
Scene 2: Since they all love her so much, everyone else hurries over to help her clean up the mess. Unfortunately they all slip and fall on the grease on the floor from the pork, scalloped potatoes, and salad dressing.
Scene 3: Shrek calls the facility and asks, in a cheery voice, "How did the celebration go? Hey, what are those sirens?"
Scene 4: Princess Fiona takes her pink slip and trudges out to her car.
Just kidding! Your celebration dinner sounds great!