What was planned for dinner and what was dinner became different right after I dumped the greater part of a 6-quart pot of tap water all over the counter. Having just corralled a herd of grape tomatoes that tried to make their escape across the floor, I deemed the spilled water was a sign to forget about working with knives!
I didn't injure myself while calling for Chinese take-out, and Himself made sure I didn't get in an accident by going for the food. We had Won Ton soup (me), spring roll (Himself), moo goo gai pan and pork fried rice. Bonus: I now have a spotlessly clean kitchen counter!
“Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.” ~~~ Confucius