Hey, folks, the worse that I ever had happen was that on Christmas I was camping out in Lafayette, Louisiana. I wanted duck in the worst way, but there is no way you can cook duck inside a trailer, so we were cooking out over the coals next to a lake. I am not kidding, seriously, a flock of ducks walked up and watched me barbecuing this damned duck. It did not in any way diminish the great Christmas dinner I had with friends who flew in to spend the day with us. But it was a bit weird to have a bunch of ducks keeping us company while we cooked a duck. Weird, really weird.