Yes, by all means, please try deep fried candy bars, twinkies, Hostess snowballs, Oreo cookies, etc. Anything loaded with sugar and/or high fructose corn syrup deserves to be encased in a high carbohydrate coating and soaked in a transfatty acid laden deep fryer. Perhaps they will catch on, and then the US will no longer be the world leader in obesity and the accompanying problems that go along with it, such as heart attack, diabetes, hypertension, stroke, heart failure, gall stones, gout, osteoarthritus, sleep apnea, cancer, and on and on, ad nauseum. I would love to see all these illnesses passed on to a country with socialized medicine, just to see if this type of programme can STILL function.
Why yes, as a matter of fact, I AM Mr. Doom & Gloom this morning!