Catseye
Senior Cook
I have a confession to make. I have a fear of broiling. I've broiled something maybe twice in my life, and I spent the time hovering white-knuckled as the seconds crawled by, anticipating disaster.
The problem is my over-active imagination. The food is so close to the heat source! And the coil is so red! How is it the food doesn't ignite? I know it will, I know it! And I'll open the oven door and flames will roar forth like the poltergeist from the TV screen and incinerate everything in sight and the house will burn down and leave me and Popsy the One-Eyed Cat homeless, shivering and destitute in a cold, uncaring world.
Can you help? Common sense tells me this won't happen. Probably. Do you broil a lot? Have you ever had anything catch fire? I come across so many dishes that sound so wonderful, that I don't make because I have to use the B word. It's making me miserable. How likely is it to happen, really? Why doesn't it?
There ought to be a support group for people like me. Meetings I can go to. "Hi, my name is Cats and I'm a broilerphobe." "Hiiii, Cats. Have a doughnut."
Thank you so much.
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The problem is my over-active imagination. The food is so close to the heat source! And the coil is so red! How is it the food doesn't ignite? I know it will, I know it! And I'll open the oven door and flames will roar forth like the poltergeist from the TV screen and incinerate everything in sight and the house will burn down and leave me and Popsy the One-Eyed Cat homeless, shivering and destitute in a cold, uncaring world.
Can you help? Common sense tells me this won't happen. Probably. Do you broil a lot? Have you ever had anything catch fire? I come across so many dishes that sound so wonderful, that I don't make because I have to use the B word. It's making me miserable. How likely is it to happen, really? Why doesn't it?
There ought to be a support group for people like me. Meetings I can go to. "Hi, my name is Cats and I'm a broilerphobe." "Hiiii, Cats. Have a doughnut."
Thank you so much.
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