Crime scene tape , Electric fence and a stun gun , Cattle prod.
All good suggestions.
But just do as the VP of the USA suggests.
I personally suggest Remington.
Off my soapbox now.
The purpose of a work area is to function in the most efficient manner for those who must function in it. There is no set design that works for everyone. We can adapt to the less then perfect aspects of a workspace but individual wants and need define the ideal kitchen.
To each his/her own.