Originally Posted by taxlady
Fartrogen is what you get when someone plays the arsephone.
Fartrogen is a by product of 6 boy scout senior leaders in a tent with contraban snacks that attrack racoons. Especially with one that insisted that racoons could'nt get inside said tent. However, when at 3:00 am the racoon is inside the tent eating the snacks, your opinion seems to change.
As you chase said racoon outside the tent and notice the hundreds of their kin, occupying every square foot, including the picknic tables, you realize the futility of trying to hide food!