LMAO on #1 - My ex got in serious trouble a few Halloween's ago - paintballed both our houses - told my son it would be "funny" to get us - *******
She had called me upset because she thought someone had machine-gunned her front house (right at her child's window - that's what it sounds like as it hits) and while on the phone with me upset telling me I might be next he "hit". Scared the crap out of us. Again, *******
"Count yourself...you ain't so many" - quote from Buck's Daddy
Location: I live in the Heartland of the United States - Western Kentucky
H-E- double toothpicks, NO! Why grow up? If you cease to have fun, you cease to live! We still like to terrorize the little ghosties and goblins who cross our doorsteps on Halloween! Yaah! Haah! Haah! Haah! Do you want some candy little girl?
P.S. Rule of thumb: Always buy candy you like because, if here's any left over, YOU get to eat it!!! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
"As a girl I had zero interest in the stove." - Julia Child
This is real inspiration. Look what Julia became!