Discuss Cooking's Virtual Bed and Breakfast

[jkath]

Have some more rum, Johnny - Malibu is nice, but you seem more like a captain morgan kinda guy. Have you finished Pirates 2?

Alix? Why is he sleeping? are we that boring?

 

[jkath]

oh man! I've got to get ready to go to the gym...darnit!

Well, Alix, you lucky girl! You get to entertain Mr. Captain Jack while everyone else is away.

Have a lovely time!

 

[Alix]

I'll just read my book out here while he sleeps. I think we fed him too much rum jkath. Oops. Shhhhh! Where's the umbrella, we don't want him to burn?

See you when you get back. I am sure we will still be here.

 

[thier1754]

THAT'S OKAY, JKATH!!! I'll take over...*drool*. So, Mr. Depp, what are you doing for entertainment these days?

 

[crewsk]

*bang, bang, bang, jiggling doorknob* Hey let me in!!!! I want some ...umm rum too!! Yeah that's it, I want some rum!!!

 

[Alix]

*Click* Come in ladies and SHHHHHH! I fed him a wee too much rum. But lordy isn't he gorgeous!

 

[crewsk]

Oh yum! I could just eat him up!! Wasn't it so nice of him to come dressed as Capt. Jack?

 

[Alix]

*Yawn* He looks so peaceful in that lounger. I think I will just sit in this lounger and catch a few z's til he wakes up.

 

[jkath]

I'm back folks, but only for a cup of soup. Where's Johnny Depp?
oh....he's still sleeping! I need him to autograph my Captain Jack action figure.
Well (handing over Jack) if you see him, ask him to sign it, please? I'll be back later. <<giving him a peck on the cheek>>
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[jkath]

me again. <<looking around, peeking under the tables, searching behind the bar, running out to the grotto, climbing into the avocado tree and looking around with a spyglass that was left behind>>

Hey!

WHERE IS JOHNNY DEPP?

(you leave for a short time and the captive.....I mean......"guest" is gone!)

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

I saw him get into a limo. He left a rose though!

 

[middie]

ah crap !!!!!!!! i missed him !!!!!!
i'm really hating work for this !!!!!!

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

He also took of his shirt because he was dripping with sweat!! Poor guy. His darn leather pants we practically GLUED on him.

 

[middie]

Sush... DON'T rub it in

 

[thier1754]

Sushi, you sadistic guy, torturing us poor married women like that!!

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

What?? Im telling you what happened. I think he may have a persiration problem.



(chuckle)

 

[middie]

sush... i don't like you anymore. you're being a big meanie head

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

HEYYYYYYY!!!!! Wheres the LOVE??!!!! Give Sushi a HUG!!!!!

 

[middie]

got your love right here pal

you know i'm kidding right ?

 

[thier1754]

Hmmmph. No hugs here...Unless you make me a big chocolate torte with raspberry filling!!