Originally Posted by Addie
...If I had a husband, it would be all i would be wearing when he comes home from work...
Reminds me of a story...
The groom's mother decided to visit her new daughter-in-law during the day. A she walks into the living room, her DIL is laying naked on the sofa.
What's this, asked the MIL. The DIL explained her husband was due to be home soon and she wanted to greet him in he "Love Suit" to keep the marriage vibrant.
The MIL takes her leave and heads home thinking that may not be such a bad idea as her marriage could use a little boost too.
When her husband walks in the door a while later she is naked on the sofa in he "Love Suit".
Husband: "What's going on"
Wife: I'm wearing my Love Suit
Husband: Need ironing, what's for dinner.