I don't know how funny it is...
Hosted the family thanksgiving this year (family referred to as the "Huns" from this point forward)
Got the last of them out the door friday
evening. The "huns" decided to just stay at my house for the Nebraska game the day after Thanksgiving! After all they live almost 15 minutes away!! Probably just a coincidence they bugged out at the exact moment that all the liquor ran out. Oh I take that back-there is a bottle of Limoncello they couldn't find anything to mix with!
Still surveying the wreckage-a large portion of the yard is scorched from overfilling the turkey fryer (again). Garbage cans are full of beer bottles-going to need a dolly to get them to the curb! House reeks of stale cigars and tasteless off color jokes!
That clan of mine, they are an uncouth, barbaric, uncivilized bunch, no doubt about it. But they are my "Huns" and I love em'! I cant wait till Christmas!